Potato Parcel
Potato Pal
Description
Your face. On a real potato. Mailed to someone who did not see this coming. 🥔🇺🇸
- ✅ One real potato with your photo printed on it, plus an optional message (up to 130 characters)
- 📬 Ships to any U.S. address with USPS tracking. Your address never appears on the package.
- 😂 Cheaper than flowers, funnier than a card, and nobody has ever forgotten getting one.
Send your face, a friends face, or the face of a celebrity on a potato to anyone you know! Yes, you read that right, it's a potato face!
First time sending a potato? Here's how it works:
- 📸 Upload one clear face photo. We size and center it for you.
- ✍️ Add an optional message (up to 130 characters), or leave it blank.
- 📦 Orders ship within 1–3 days (or on the ship date you choose), with USPS tracking.
- 🤫 Your address is never on the package. Stay anonymous or sign your name in the message.
- 💬 Questions? Read the FAQ or email support@potatoparcel.com.
If you want more than one person on the potato, please order the Potato Postcard.
Not sure what to say on your potato? Check out our hilarious Message Ideas page for inspiration!
Upload a picture of a single person and we will use that face on the picture. If you include a picture of more than one person, then we won't know which face to put on the potato! The photo upload preview is just for you to get an idea of how the image will look. Do not worry about the sizing/spacing or centering. We will automatically adjust it for you.
For best results, upload a high quality image.
Your (the purchaser's) shipping address will not show up on the package. If you would like to let the recipient know that it was you who sent the package, please leave your name in the message. Messages can be anonymous or not in this manner.
HOW TO ORDER:
1. Upload your image file (Required). Custom message is optional. 130 character limit.
2. Add to cart
3. Provide THE RECIPIENT'S shipping address and YOUR email address on the checkout page and complete your purchase
