Order by Dec 18 for Christmas · You choose a ship date, not a delivery date.
The Christmas gift nobody sees coming
Mail a real potato with your message on it.
Printed with your words, packed in a box and shipped on the day you choose.
Potato Christmas Bundle
$24.99
Was $49.99
Order by Dec 18 for Christmas. You choose the ship date, not a delivery date.
Bestsellers
The potatoes people send most
Start with the original. Every one is a real potato with your words on it.
How it works
Three steps. One very confused recipient.
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Step 1
Pick your potato
The original Parcel, the Christmas bundle, or a Potato Pal with their face on it.
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Step 2
Write your message
Type it on the product page. We print it on a real potato and pack it in a box.
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Step 3
Choose the ship date
Pick the day we ship it. Order by Dec 18 for Christmas. It's a ship date, not a delivery date.
Let customers speak for us
As seen on
Two founders in potato suits pitched the Sharks.
Featured on Shark Tank. Kevin O'Leary invested.
Our full Shark Tank segment · 10 min
Real reactions
Clips our customers sent us after opening the box. Press play.
Add to the box
Christmas extras
An ornament, a stocking, or a card. The rest of Christmas is in the Christmas collection.
Shop by gift
Potatoes are the main gift. Pillows, ski masks, gift cards, and the other collections are in the shop too.
Also in the shop
Ski masks
Separate from the potato gifts. The price shown is the mask itself. Bundle offers stay with the bundles app.
See the ski mask
Before you order
Shipping, dates and the fine print
- Free USPS shipping over $44.90 Orders of $44.90 or more get free USPS shipping. Other rates show at checkout.
- You choose the ship date Pick the day we ship on the product page. It's a ship date, not a delivery date.
- Tracking on every order A USPS tracking number is emailed as soon as it ships.
- No receipt in the box We never include a receipt or invoice. Just the potato and a Potato Parcel sticker.
Can it arrive on an exact date?
No. Shipping times vary by location, so we can't guarantee a delivery day. You choose the day we ship it, and it travels from there with the USPS service you pick at checkout.
How do I track my order?
Your shipping confirmation email has a USPS tracking number. You can also use our Track an order page.
Can I cancel an order?
Orders can be canceled within 12 hours of purchase, before they are processed for shipping. After that they can't be canceled.
Where do you ship?
Potato parcels ship within the United States only.
Order by Dec 18 for Christmas
Give the gift they'll still talk about next Christmas.
A real potato with your message on it. You pick the ship date.
