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Message Ideas


Not sure what to say on your spud? Here's some of our most popular potato puns!  

  • Haters gonna hate, taters gonna tate. 
  • We collected money to buy you a gift. This is it.
  • Remember that time we got baked like a potato?
  • What's a potato's favorite horror movie? The Silence of the Yams. 
  • I love you more than I love potatoes.
  • Drop it like it's hot (potato).
  • Mash me and give thanks.
  • Suns out, tots out.
  • Thanks to you, i'm saddled with unnecessary peelings.
  • If only you knew how mash you mean to me. 
  • I miss you! I'll see you tater!
  • Let's get mashed tonight! 
  • You must be a potato, because I like you a tot! 
  • Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew. Happy Birthday from me to you! 
  • John, you have so much po(tato)tential! 
  • Here's a potato for my best spud!
  • Got drunk and found this website. Sorry! 
  • What do you call a potato that has turned to the dark side? Vader tots!
  • What do you call an everyday potato? A commentator! 
  • What do you call someone who spends a lot of their time in their garden? A medi-tater!
  • I find you very a-peeling.
  • I like you a latke! 
  • You're one hot potato!
  • Who needs flowers when you can get surprise potatoes.
  • We're a perfect mash.
  • What happened when the potato's daughter left dirty dishes in the sink? He became a hot potato.  Happy Fathers day old spud!
  • Boil 'em, Mash 'em Put them in a stew. Welcome HOME from Me to you!
  • Happy Papa's Day! Get it? Cause papa is potato in Spanish?
  • Because a potato is the BEST drunk purchase ever. Love you!
  • Rain drop, drop top. Please don't mash this potato for the crock pot!
  • If we played hot potato, I'd lose because I'd never let you go
  • Roses are red, This potato is kind of gray, We love you, Have a happy Father's day!
  • Have a s-mash-ing birthday!
  • Are you a potato? because i'd mash you.
  • Happy Birthday to my best spud....get it?? Spud...bud??
  • If you were a potato, you'd be a sweet potato.
  • What do you call a baby potato? A small fry!
  • I love you a tot!

WHAT WOULD YOUR POTATO SAY? #POTATOPARCEL