Message Ideas

Not sure what to say on your spud? Here's some of our most popular potato puns! Customize Your Potato!

  • Haters gonna hate, taters gonna tate.
  • We collected money to buy you a gift. This is it.
  • Remember that time we got baked like a potato?
  • Just wanted to "starch" your day with a smile!
  • What's a potato's favorite TV show? Starch Trek.
  • Did you hear about the potato that got its head chopped off? It was decap-potated.
  • My love for you sprouts more and more everyday!
  • What kind of potatoes are in the best shape? Hash browns, because they're shredded!
  • Time fries when you're having fun!
  • If we played hot potato I'd lose, because I'd never let you go.
  • You're the tater to my tot. I miss you a lot!
  • Tony, where do I even starch? I yam so happy we're best spuds!
  • What do you get when it rains potatoes? Spuddles!
  • What do you call a potato that's hesitant to jump into boiling water? A hesi-tater!
  • What do you call a potato wearing glasses? A spec-tater!
  • What's a potato's favorite horror movie? The Silence of the Yams.
  • What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A Dicktater!
  • What do you call a potato that smokes weed? A baked potato!
  • Roses are red, potatoes are brown; you are my favorite spud in the whole town!
  • I love you more than I love potatoes.
  • Drop it like it's hot (potato).
  • Mash me and give thanks.
  • Suns out, tots out.
  • Yukon do it!
  • Thanks to you, i'm saddled with unnecessary peelings.
  • If only you knew how mash you mean to me.
  • I miss you! I'll see you tater!
  • Let's get mashed tonight!
  • You must be a potato, because I like you a tot!
  • Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew. Happy Birthday from me to you!
  • John, you have so much po(tato)tential!
  • Here's a potato for my best spud!
  • Got drunk and found this website. Sorry!
  • What do you call a potato that has turned to the dark side? Vader tots!
  • What do you call an everyday potato? A commentator!
  • What do you call someone who spends a lot of their time in their garden? A medi-tater!
  • I find you very a-peeling.
  • I like you a latke!
  • You're one hot potato!
  • Who needs flowers when you can get surprise potatoes.
  • We're a perfect mash.
  • What happened when the potato's daughter left dirty dishes in the sink? He became a hot potato.  Happy Fathers day old spud!
  • Boil 'em, Mash 'em, put them in a stew. Welcome HOME from Me to you!
  • Happy Papa's Day! Get it? Cause papa is potato in Spanish?
  • Because a potato is the BEST drunk purchase ever. Love you!
  • Rain drop, drop top. Please don't mash this potato for the crock pot!
  • Roses are red, This potato is kind of gray, We love you, Have a happy Father's day!
  • Have a s-mash-ing birthday!